It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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