That's intense
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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