Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
no you cant smoke seaweed
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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