would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Rumble strips road head = magical
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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