this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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