i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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