i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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