I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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