just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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