she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
ok first of all what the fuck
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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