I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?