I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.