Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.