Non-Jews are for practice
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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