you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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