Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.