By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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