You're completely useless in the revolution.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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