Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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