i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Acid is not a monday night drug
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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