I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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