I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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i drank out of a bidet.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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