We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
