Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm really into asian looking animals
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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