That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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