i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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