Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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