sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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