we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize