my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Damn victory sex feels great
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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