For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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