i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Pooping to opera.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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