Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I think my moral compass just broke
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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