I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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