hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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