i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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