Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
