so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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