We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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