"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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