but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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