My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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