I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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