Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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