Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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