Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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