I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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