come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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