And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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