Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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