you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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