drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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