Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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