..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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