I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Randomize