i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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