Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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