I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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