So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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